Q: Tell the truth, please. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw&feature=related .
A: I'm not sure I can tell you the truth. Do you know the secret handshake? DO YOU?!!? No...don't...don't shake your hand at me like that. Dammit. Fine. I'll tell you. Really. I mean it. Just...yes, stop shaking your hand like that. Good. Yes, I love riding the camel to work. Especially when it spits on my manager.