Q: Why would you buy a Ferrari Approved $80 a quart Shell Helix oil when there's $6.00 a quart of Ferrari Approved Quaker State OIl? Note: If you answer "Because the Ferrari is expensive and it deserves expensive oil", your answer will be ignored and it will prove that you're unskilled. Idiots!! I'm not worried about Oil prices. Chemically, they're both Ferrari Approved... why buy two Ferrari Approved Oils that have cost so far apart?

A: They have f-u money. When you have f-u money, you say f- it, I have the money why not?